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-We shall grasp the foreskins of our penises and we shall cut therefrom the extra flesh, amen.
-Ohh...I don't think I have any extra.
-Wait right there, I'll be right back to cut your penises.
-Not the whole thing, you understand! Just the very tip. And then we're all going to have wine and sponge cake.