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Solely Concentrating On The Negative Aspects Of Life
by
Shai Hulud
on
Hearts Once Nourished With Hope And Compassion
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Groundhog Day
(Harold Ramis,
):
It's gonna be cold. It's gonna be grey. And it's gonna last you for the rest of your life.

The Circumcisor
by
Atoll
on
Prepuce
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Year One
(Harold Ramis,
):
-We shall grasp the foreskins of our penises and we shall cut therefrom the extra flesh, amen.
-Ohh...I don't think I have any extra.
-Wait right there, I'll be right back to cut your penises.
-Not the whole thing, you understand! Just the very tip. And then we're all going to have wine and sponge cake.