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Rectovaginal Fistula
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(Kevin Smith,
):
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. We're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.
The Maker
by
Bodysnatcher
on
The Maker
(2026) samples
Melancholia
(Lars von Trier,
):
Justine: The earth is evil. We don't need to grieve for it.
Poop Sock Massacre
by
Peepeepoopooballsectomy
on
Poop Sock Massacre
(2025) samples
Conker's Bad Fur Day
(Chris Seavor,
):
I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you.
Galaxy Gas Goon Sesh
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
Family Guy, S18E12 "Undergrounded"
(Greg Colton,
):
- Hi can I help you?
- Yes i'd like one of those flashlights with a vagina in it please?
Pain Is Free
by
Sledgehammer Facelift
on
He Is Rizen
(2024) samples
Dexter, S02E03 "An Inconvenient Lie"
(Tony Goldwyn,
):
And when he's driving, I feel... alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even...
NOT THE MAMA
by
Terrordactyl
on
TRIASSIC TERROR
(2026) samples
Dinosaurs, S01E02 "The Mating Dance"
(Reza Badiyi,
):
Baby Sinclair: [sitting on top of Earl's neck and whacking him on the head with a cooking pot] Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama!
Earl Sinclair: You do that one more time, and I'm gonna throw you across the room!
Baby Sinclair: [Baby looks at the camera briefly, implying that he will hit Earl with the pot once more] Not the mama!
[hits Earl again]
Baby Sinclair: [Earl makes good on his threat and chucks Baby across the kitchen] Whee!
[hits the wall by the doorway where Charlene enters]
Baby Sinclair: Oof!
River Of Ejaculate
by
Caro Tere
on
River Of Ejaculate
(2026) samples
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
(Adam McKay,
):
-Feel that. Tell me that doesn't feel like a cock.
-It doesn't. I mean, it feels like your leg.
-The other day, I pleasured myself to the image of Mrs Buttersworth. She got me there like I was on the express A train. Bing bang boom. Talk about a river of ejaculate. Volume I had never seen in my lifetime. Now I know what those sad villagers in Pompeii felt like when they were rained down in hot lava. I rained down on theses villagers with frothy ejaculate.
https://youtu.be/iMgFPB6IokI?si=FsB-VWxq4sCw3LAu
Lashed to the Grinder and Stoned to Death
by
Dragged Into Sunlight
on
Hatred for Mankind
(2009) samples
The Iceman Confessions Of A Mafia Hitman
(Arthur Ginsberg,
):
So, I told him he could have a half hour to pray to God, and if God could come down and change the circumstances, He'd have that time…but God never showed up, and he never changed the circumstances.
Suspended From A Single Strand of Sanity
by
Guttural Slug
on
Ulcers In The Flesh Of Thought
(2025) samples
Cyrano de Bergerac
(Michael Gordon,
):
Will all who wish to die please raise their hands?
Origins of Decimation
by
Federal Death Alliance
on
Ashen Paradise
(2026) samples
Blade Runner
(Ridley Scott,
):
Roy: "Quite an experience to live in fear, isn't it? That's what it is to be a slave."
Hell Shall Inherit the Earth
by
Federal Death Alliance
on
Ashen Paradise
(2026) samples
The Wire, S05E10 "-30-"
(Ed Burns,
):
Ain't no nostalgia to this shit here! There's just the street, and the game, and what happen here today.
Tower 7
by
I Am Mook
on
Hollow Allegory
(2026) samples
Charlie Murphy
(Charlie Murphy,
):
They call a secret fraternal order of high functioning retards.
Rape Whistle Cord Strangulation
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Predators
(Nimród Antal,
):
Stans: You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm gonna do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches... I'll be like, "What time is it? Five o'clock?... Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches". You know what I'm saying?
Edwin: Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, five o'clock, bitch raping time
Eyes of Abomination
by
Guttural Slug
on
Megalodon
(2013) samples
Faces of Death
(John Alan Schwartz,
):
I had heard rumors about their ceremony. They believed the power of everlasting life was found in the internal organs of the dead.
Psychosomatic Desynchronization
by
Guttural Slug
on
Ulcers In The Flesh Of Thought
(2025) samples
Scarface
(Brian De Palma,
):
I told you, man, I told you! Don't fuck with me! No, but you wouldn't listen, why, you stupid fuck, look at you now.