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Galaxy Gas Goon Sesh
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
Family Guy, S18E12 "Undergrounded"
(Greg Colton,
):
- Hi can I help you?
- Yes i'd like one of those flashlights with a vagina in it please?
FHRITP
by
Caro Tere
on
Caro Tere
(2025) samples
Youtube Prank Splice
(N/A,
):
I don’t care if she’s 20, hell, I’d fuck her, you can’t say you wouldn’t fuck her.
Maybe that’s what I’ll do when they find her, I’ll go and fuck her. Fuck her right in the pussy.
Fuck Around and Find Out: The Musical
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
Family Guy, S07E04 "Baby Not On Board"
(Mark Hentemann,
):
OOWW, FUCK!!! YOU BLOW THAT FUCKING HORN AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL RAM THAT FUCKING THING UP YOUR GODDAMN ASS!
It's Just A Name
by
Caro Tere
on
Caro Tere
(2025) samples
The Blair Thumb
(Todd Portugal,
):
Vic: So, so what's your names?
Jish: This is Stressy, and I'm Jish.
Vic: "Jish"? What kind of a name is "Jish?"
Jish: It's just a name, dude.
Concrete Catheter
by
TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL
on
Concrete Catheter
(2025) samples
Robocop
(Paul Verhoeven,
):
- RoboCop: Your move, Creep
Dont You Like Clowns?
by
Caro Tere
on
Caro Tere
(2025) samples
The Devil's Rejects
(Rob Zombie,
):
Captain J.T. Spaulding: What's the matter, kid? Don't ya like clowns?
Jamie: [shakes his head, crying] No...
Captain J.T. Spaulding: Why? Don't we make ya laugh? Aren't we fuckin' funny? You best come up with an answer, cos I'm gonna come back here and check on you and your momma and if you ain't got a reason why you hate clowns, I'm gonna kill your whole fucking family.
Acidic Seminal Discharge
by
TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL
on
Industrialized Masochistic Ecstasy
(2025) samples
Vice Principals, S01E04 "Run for the Money"
(Danny McBride,
):
(screams)
- You fucking idiot! This shit gets absorbed through the skin!
- Say what?
- Yes!
- What? It... absorbs through the skin? It's all over me! It's all over me!
PLEDGE - feat. Tyler Shelton
by
Spite
on
NEW WORLD KILLER
(2025) samples
School of Rock
(Richard Linklater,
):
- What do you like to do?
- I don't know. Burn stuff?
Old Mate Chopper 2.0
by
Caro Tere
on
Old Mate Chopper 2.0
(2025) samples
Mark Brandon Read
(Mark Brandon Read,
):
If I shot you in the kneecap Renee we're entering Logi territory.
Nothing Left
by
Angelmaker
on
This Used To Be Heaven
(2025) samples
The Deer Hunter
(Michael Cimino,
):
You wanna play games? All right, I'll play your fucking games.
Forever
by
The Berzerker
on
The Berzerker
(2000) samples
The Killing of America
(Leonard Schrader,
):
Ed Kemper: "As I'm sitting there with a severed head in my hand talking to it. Or looking at it. And I'm about to go crazy. Literally, I'm about to go completely flywheel loose and just fall apart."
Narrator: "He killed her with a hammer in her sleep, cut off her head and hands, then put her vocal cords in the garbage disposal and threw darts at her severed head."
Narrator: "At the age of 24 he murdered his mother, then called police and confessed to having dismembered college co-eds for two years, as well as cannibalizing and raping their headless bodies."
Rape Whistle Cord Strangulation
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Predators
(Nimród Antal,
):
Stans: You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm gonna do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches... I'll be like, "What time is it? Five o'clock?... Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches". You know what I'm saying?
Edwin: Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, five o'clock, bitch raping time
(Here's an Idea) How About More of Me & Less of You
by
Killwhitneydead
on
Nothing Less Nothing More
(2007) samples
Employee of the Month
(Mitch Rouse,
):
God kills true believers and kind souls everyday. He gets a free pass from the entire world. All because people think his murder and mayhem is part of some "divine plan." Well fuck that. I've got a divine plan and it's just as good as Gods. Nobody has a first clue why God wastes people. But today everyone's gonna know why I did.
The Silence
by
Angelmaker
on
This Used To Be Heaven
(2025) samples
The Eric Andre Show S03E06 (Wiz Khalifa; Aubrey Peeples), Nightmare segment
(Andrew Barchilon, Kitao Sakurai,
):
Nightmare, nightmare!
F.Y.A.D
by
Xen0christ
on
Life A.D
(2020) samples
Tokyo Ghoul, S02E09 "City in Waiting"
(Kazuhiro Nii,
):
我々は生まれ落ちた瞬間から、なにかを奪い続ける
命とは罪を犯し続けるもの
命とは悪そのもの。
私は自覚する、私は、悪だ
そして君たちも。
さあ、殺しに来なさい!
Phonetic / Romanization:
Wareware wa umareochita shunkan kara, nanika o ubai tsuzukeru.
Inochi to wa tsumi o okashi tsuzukeru mono.
Inochi to wa aku sono mono.
Watashi wa jikaku suru, watashi wa, aku da.
Soshite kimitachi mo.
Saa, koroshi ni kinasai!
English Translation:
From the instant we are born into this world, we go on taking something from others.
Life is a continual act of sin.
Life itself is evil.
I am aware of this. I am evil.
And you are too.
Now - come and kill me.