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This Is the Condom I Used When I Lost My Virginity
by
Fatuous Rump
on
I Am at Your Disposal
(2023) samples
Child of Rage: A Story of Abuse
(Gaby Monet,
):
- Okay. And what are you trying to do to your brother?
- Kill him.
- Why do you want your brother to die?
- Cause I was hurt so bad and I don't want to be around people.
- Who else would you like to stick pins into?
- Mommy and daddy.
- What would you like to happen to them?
- Die.
Genesis of Suffering
by
Corpse Pile
on
In The Beginning...
(2025) samples
Bodies Upon the Gears
(Mario Savio,
):
There is a time when the operation of the machine becomes so odious, makes you so sick at heart, that you can't take part! You can't even passively take part! And you've got to put your bodies upon the gears and upon the wheels ... upon the levers, upon all the apparatus, and you've got to make it stop! And you've got to indicate to the people who run it, to the people who own it, that unless you're free, the machine will be prevented from working at all!
Rape Whistle Cord Strangulation
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Predators
(Nimród Antal,
):
Stans: You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm gonna do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches... I'll be like, "What time is it? Five o'clock?... Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches". You know what I'm saying?
Edwin: Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, five o'clock, bitch raping time
Extreme Charizarding
by
Gorepot
on
School Girl Sashimi
(2020) samples
The Umbrella Academy
(Steve Blackman,
):
Paparazzi: Say cheese Aidan!
Aidan: Oh I can't, I'm vegan, so you know....SOY!
Paparazzi: *walks away*
Extreme Charizarding
by
Gorepot
on
School Girl Sashimi
(2020) samples
Pulp Fiction
(Quentin Tarantino,
):
Jules: Say 'what' again. Say 'what' again, I dare you, I double dare you motherfucker, say what one more Goddamn time!
Extreme Charizarding
by
Gorepot
on
School Girl Sashimi
(2020) samples
The Incredibles
(Brad Bird,
):
Frozone: Mommy? Where's my super suit?
Mom: What?
Uncle Joey's Outro
by
PeelingFlesh
on
Slamaholics, Vol. 2
(2023) samples
Joey Diaz
(Joey Diaz,
):
Get up cocksuckers, it's all over. Listen, we had a rough couple of months. You know, the White House, whatever the fuck is goin' on, but it don't matter. They wanna shoot? It's time for us to fuckin' shoot, cocksuckers. They wanna get down and dirty? Don't forget who the fuck we are, you understand me? We're the baddest motherfuckers out there! You send a message to that fuckin' North Korean, he's gonna be sniffing my dick and sucking my asshole! That's the focus, We're goin' to North Korea in like a year! It's gonna be an island! It's gonna glow in the dark! You know why? 'Cause we're Americans, cocksuckers! Who the fuck d'you think you're dealing with? Stop with the gun control! They're selling more guns than ever in the last three days! Stop with the fuckin' whining! Stop with the Russians on Facebook! I don't give a fuck, worry about yourself, keep ya' eyes open, and get the fuck off Snapchat and fuckin' Twitter, cocksucker! Stay Black!
Acidic Seminal Discharge
by
TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL
on
Industrialized Masochistic Ecstasy
(2025) samples
Vice Principals, S01E04 "Run for the Money"
(Danny McBride,
):
(screams)
- You fucking idiot! This shit gets absorbed through the skin!
- Say what?
- Yes!
- What? It... absorbs through the skin? It's all over me! It's all over me!
Galaxy Gas Goon Sesh
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
Family Guy, S18E12 "Undergrounded"
(Greg Colton,
):
- Hi can I help you?
- Yes i'd like one of those flashlights with a vagina in it please?
Rectovaginal Fistula
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(Kevin Smith,
):
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. We're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.
Pennywise the Clown
by
Figure
on
Monsters, Vol. 5
(2014) samples
It
(Stephen King,
):
It: I'll kill you all! Ha Ha! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'M EVERYTHING YOU EVER WERE AFRAID OF!
Psychosomatic Desynchronization
by
Guttural Slug
on
Ulcers In The Flesh Of Thought
(2025) samples
Scarface
(Brian De Palma,
):
I told you, man, I told you! Don't fuck with me! No, but you wouldn't listen, why, you stupid fuck, look at you now.
Abandon Ship
by
Black Tooth Grin
on
Fallout
(2006) samples
Richard Nixon
(Richard Nixon,
):
Let me just say this. I made my mistakes, but in all of my years of public life, I have never profited, never profited from public service — I earned every cent.
And in all of my years of public life, I have never obstructed justice.
And I think, too, that I could say that in my years of public life, that I welcome this kind of examination, because people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.
Well, I am not a crook. I have earned everything I have got.
NOT THE MAMA
by
Terrordactyl
on
TRIASSIC TERROR
(2026) samples
Dinosaurs, S01E02 "The Mating Dance"
(Reza Badiyi,
):
Baby Sinclair: [sitting on top of Earl's neck and whacking him on the head with a cooking pot] Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama!
Earl Sinclair: You do that one more time, and I'm gonna throw you across the room!
Baby Sinclair: [Baby looks at the camera briefly, implying that he will hit Earl with the pot once more] Not the mama!
[hits Earl again]
Baby Sinclair: [Earl makes good on his threat and chucks Baby across the kitchen] Whee!
[hits the wall by the doorway where Charlene enters]
Baby Sinclair: Oof!
Lashed to the Grinder and Stoned to Death
by
Dragged Into Sunlight
on
Hatred for Mankind
(2009) samples
The Iceman Confessions Of A Mafia Hitman
(Arthur Ginsberg,
):
So, I told him he could have a half hour to pray to God, and if God could come down and change the circumstances, He'd have that time…but God never showed up, and he never changed the circumstances.