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Bad Burger
by
Peepeepoopooballsectomy
on
SHITSTORM
(2025) samples
McDonald's employees prank customer
(Canniption,
):
I asked for no pickles and they gave me the fucking McPickle pounder! What the fuck is this bullshit?!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C-iSGF9gMB6/
Counter Slam Bass Drop Offensive
by
Kanine
on
Karnage
(2022) samples
Unreal Tournament
(EPIC Games,
):
M-M-M-M-MONSTER KILL!
Shitstorm
by
Peepeepoopooballsectomy
on
SHITSTORM
(2025) samples
Kid's Comedy Moment: Fortnite and Bathroom Break
(Unknown,
):
Go to the bathroom and take a shit. I can smell you. I can smell you shitting yourself. Get up and go to the bathroom now!
No! Not yet!
Yeah! Get up and go to the bathroom!
Not yet!
Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself!
Poop is coming out of your fucking asshole!
Not yet!
Go to the bathroom!
Not yet!
What the hell? Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself.
Eyes Threaded Shut
by
The Shipman Enquiry
on
Diamorphine
(2026) samples
David Harbour's acceptance speech at the 23rd Annual SAG Awards
(Alan Carter,
):
We will, as per Chief Jim Hopper, punch some people in the face
Duel Of The Iron Mic
by
GZA
on
Liquid Swords
(1995) samples
Shogun Assassin
(Robert Houston,
):
Oh mad one, we see your trap. You can never escape your fate. Submit with honor to a duel with my son.
I agree.
Author of Pain
by
Heavy Water Factory
on
Author of Pain
(1997) samples
The Exorcist III
(William Peter Blatty,
):
Death, be not proud, though some have called thee mighty and dreadful, for thou art not so. And soonest our best men with thee do go, rest of their bones, and soul's delivery. For those whom thou think'st thou dost overthrow, die not, poor Death, nor yet canst thou kill me.
I'm alive, I go on, I breathe, look at me, look at me and tell me what you see
Who are you?
I am no one.
Ready To Rock
by
X-Change
on
Ready To Rock
(2003) samples
Terminator 2: Judgment Day
(James Cameron,
):
Ready to Rock?
Ready.
Mutate
by
Battery
on
Mutate
(1993) samples
Star Trek
(Gene Roddenberry,
):
Eyes burn
My eyes are flame
Eyes burn; I plead; My eyes are flame; Eyes burn; I beg; My heart is flame
He has the power; I plead with the thee; Forgive, forbid
We're Pastie To Be Grill You
by
The Orb
on
Pomme Fritz
(1994) samples
Guyana Tragedy: The Story of Jim Jones
(Ernest Tidyman,
):
If, if by any chance you would make a mistake to try to come in and take any one of us, we will not let you, you will die - You will have to take anybody over all our dead bodies...
Kennedy died talking about something he couldn't understand, some kind of generalised love! And he never even backed it up!
Martin Luther King Died for his Love!
I'll fight! I'll fight! I will fight!
I got a helluva lot of weapons to fight! I got my claws, my purposes. I got guns, I got dynamite! I got a helluva lot to fight!
Mars
by
New Kingdom
on
Heavy Load
(1993) samples
Total Recall
(Paul Verhoeven,
):
Open your mind to me, please as:
Open your mind, open your mind, open your mind to me please
)
I'm The Man - Def Uncensored Version
by
Anthrax
on
I'm The Man
(1987) samples
Blue Velvet
(David Lynch,
):
Fuck that shit!
I can hear your fuckin' radio, you stupid shit!
The Prophet
by
CJ Bolland
on
The Analogue Theatre
(1996) samples
The Last Temptation of Christ
(Martin Scorsese,
):
I'm here to tear down everything around you. You know what I'll replace it with? Something new. God. The world of God. So take your bread and give it to the poor. What difference does it make what you own? You have gold and silver. It's going to rot. That rot is going to eat away your hearts. All of you! There will be a flood and a fire. Everything will be destroyed. But there will be a new ark riding on that fire! And I hold the keys and I open the door. And I decide who goes in and who doesn't.
Come with me.
You think God belongs only to you? He doesn't. God's an immortal spirit who belongs to everybody to the whole world! You think you're special? God is not an Israelite! In the desert, the Baptist warned us, God is coming. Well, I'm telling you it's too late. He's already here. I'm here. I'm going to baptize everybody with fire!
Come with me.
In the name of the Prophets in the name of Jeremiah and my Father in the name of the most holy God I call you here. I call you here!
The Sonology Of Sex Ii - Le Comtesse De Sang
by
Clock DVA
on
The Sonology Of Sex Ii (Le Comtesse De Sang)
(2019) samples
Klute
(Alan J. Pakula,
):
I have no idea what I'm going to do. I'm so deeply puzzled. I've done terrible things, I've killed three people. I don't consider myself a terrible man... no more than others. She had become ... hysterical, and she started screaming. I guess I hit her. I don't actually recall, it all happened so quickly. I heard her screaming. But I never understood really why she did that, she had never screamed before. Just want me to keep on talking, don't you? Make a man think he's accepted, it's all a great big game to you. You're all obviously too lazy, too warped to do anything meaningful with your life, than prey upon the sexual fantasies of others. Should come to no great suprise to you, when I say that there are little corners in everyone, which were better off left alone, sicknesses, weaknesses, which should never be exposed. Both, that's your stock and trade, isn't it... a man's weakness. I was never really fully aware of mine, until you brought them out.
Smells Like Teen Spirit
by
Xorcist
on
Shut Up Kitty: A Cyber-Based Covers Compilation
(1993) samples
The Haunted
(Robert Mandel,
):
Don't you notice the scent?
It was full of her scent.
But a draining a warmth from the vital centers of the living
The scent's gone... she won't cry anymore... she's gone forever.
Come to Daddy
by
Tumor
on
Seelenfresser
(1999) samples
Hellraiser
(Clive Barker,
):
Oh my god
Come to daddy