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The Maker
by
Bodysnatcher
on
The Maker
(2026) samples
Melancholia
(Lars von Trier,
):
Justine: The earth is evil. We don't need to grieve for it.
Rectovaginal Fistula
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(Kevin Smith,
):
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. We're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.
Acidic Seminal Discharge
by
TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL
on
Industrialized Masochistic Ecstasy
(2025) samples
Vice Principals, S01E04 "Run for the Money"
(Danny McBride,
):
(screams)
- You fucking idiot! This shit gets absorbed through the skin!
- Say what?
- Yes!
- What? It... absorbs through the skin? It's all over me! It's all over me!
Poop Sock Massacre
by
Peepeepoopooballsectomy
on
Poop Sock Massacre
(2025) samples
Conker's Bad Fur Day
(Chris Seavor,
):
I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you.
Abandon Ship
by
Black Tooth Grin
on
Fallout
(2006) samples
Richard Nixon
(Richard Nixon,
):
Let me just say this. I made my mistakes, but in all of my years of public life, I have never profited, never profited from public service — I earned every cent.
And in all of my years of public life, I have never obstructed justice.
And I think, too, that I could say that in my years of public life, that I welcome this kind of examination, because people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.
Well, I am not a crook. I have earned everything I have got.
Concubine Carved Of Carrion
by
Deepthroat Defecation
on
Deflowered, Disemboweled, Devoured
(2025) samples
Welcome to Collinwood
(Anthony Russo,
):
I will shit in you!
Subdued in Ruin
by
Federal Death Alliance
on
Ashen Paradise
(2026) samples
Fight Club
(Ross Grayson Bell,
):
You have to consider the possibility that God does not like you, never wanted you, and in all probability, he HATES you.
Tower 7
by
I Am Mook
on
Hollow Allegory
(2026) samples
Charlie Murphy
(Charlie Murphy,
):
They call a secret fraternal order of high functioning retards.
Wet Vag
by
Caro Tere
on
Wet Vag
(2025) samples
Your Worst Fears Confirmed S01E19 "Can Your WAP be too Wet?"
(N/A,
):
Can your vagina be too wet? 100%. And here's how.
The Abortionist, Pt. 2
by
Deepthroat Defecation
on
Deflowered, Disemboweled, Devoured
(2025) samples
The Dictator
(Larry Charles,
):
I'm getting paid to kill you, but I'm gonna torture you for free.
Left to Fucking Die
by
Jason Jeelzebub
on
Left to Fucking Die
(2026) samples
Left 4 Dead
(Mike Booth,
):
This is going to hell real fast!
Rape Whistle Cord Strangulation
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Predators
(Nimród Antal,
):
Stans: You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm gonna do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches... I'll be like, "What time is it? Five o'clock?... Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches". You know what I'm saying?
Edwin: Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, five o'clock, bitch raping time
Repugnant Genital Deformity
by
Amputated
on
Wading Through Rancid Offal
(2009) samples
Slither
(James Gunn,
):
It looks like something that fell off my dick during the war.
No One Will Save You Here
by
Federal Death Alliance
on
No One Will Save You Here
(2026) samples
The Wire, S02E09 "Stray Rounds"
(David Simon,
):
Did he have hands? Did he have a face? Yes? Then it wasn’t us
Psychosomatic Desynchronization
by
Guttural Slug
on
Ulcers In The Flesh Of Thought
(2025) samples
Scarface
(Brian De Palma,
):
I told you, man, I told you! Don't fuck with me! No, but you wouldn't listen, why, you stupid fuck, look at you now.