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Crackology
by
PeelingFlesh
on
PeelingFlesh
(2026) samples
Scary Movie 3
(David Zucker,
):
Ross Giggins: I been cleanin' after this dumb-ass cracker Giggins for ten years, but I been hittin' it with his woman for twelve. Know what I'm sayin', nigga? She likes her some chocolate. Sharpton for President y'all.
Crackology
by
PeelingFlesh
on
PeelingFlesh
(2026) samples
How High
(Jesse Dylan,
):
With all due respect sir, suck my dick.
Confess the Christ
by
The wounds that speak
on
Buried to Breathing
(2025) samples
Kingdom of Heaven
(Ridley Scott,
):
When you stand before God, you cannot say, "But I was told by others to do thus," or that virtue was not convenient at the time. This will not suffice. Remember that.
Entropic Obliteration
by
Traumatomy
on
Ascension of the Ineffable
(2026) samples
Event Horizon
(Paul W.S. Anderson,
):
Dr. Weir: I created the Event Horizon to reach the stars, but she's gone much, much farther than that. She tore a hole in our universe, a gateway to another dimension. A dimension of pure chaos. Pure... evil.
FOUND ON ROAD DEAD
by
BIG ASS TRUCK I.E.
on
FOUND ON ROAD DEAD
(2026) samples
Event Horizon
(Paul W.S. Anderson,
):
Hell is only a word. Reality is much much worse.
SLAMTARDATION
by
Split the Fuck Open
on
Necromorphic Hunger
(2026) samples
Billy Madison
(Tamra Davis,
):
What you've just said is one of the most insanely idiotic things I have ever heard. At no point in your rambling, incoherent response were you even close to anything that could be considered a rational thought. Everyone in this room is now dumber for having listened to it. I award you no points, and may God have mercy on your soul.
Apostasy Imperium
by
Glassbone
on
Ruthless Savagery
(2026) samples
Donnie Darko
(Richard Kelly,
):
-It reminded me of my dog, Callie. She died when I was eight. She crawled underneath the porch.
-To die?
-To be alone.
Poisonous Weapons
by
Mastodon
on
Marrow Deep
(2026) samples
River's Edge
(Tim Hunter,
):
I felt so fucking alive!
Pro-Pain
by
State of Filth
on
Forensick Malpractice
(2024) samples
King of the Hill, S01E01 "Pilot"
(Greg Daniels,
):
We live in Texas. It's already 110 in the summer, and if it gets one degree hotter, I'm gonna kick your ass!
Beg for the Blood
by
Ends In Tragedy
on
Beauty Of Death
(2025) samples
There Will Be Blood
(Paul Thomas Anderson,
):
"I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my child! I've abandoned my boy!"
Harbinger
by
I am mook
on
Bleak Humanity
(2026) samples
Bad Santa
(Terry Zwigoff,
):
Willie: Oh, shit. Sage Terrace. What is it with you, anyway? Somebody drop you on your fucking head?
Kid: On *my* head?
Willie: Well, yeah. What, are they gonna drop you on somebody else's head?
Kid: How can they drop me onto my own head?
Willie: No, not *onto* your... Would... God damn it! Are you fucking with me?
Lethal Injection
by
Guttral Disgorge
on
Lethal Injection
(2026) samples
Predestination
(Michael Spierig,
):
- Do you solemnly swear to uphold the rules and regulations set forth by T.B.R. Code 7286?
- I do.
- Do you accept that any diversion from your mission parameters will result in immediate court martial?
And if convicted death by lethal injection.
- I do.
Eat My Fuck
by
Meat Shits
on
Ecstasy of Death
(1993) samples
Whore
(Ken Russell,
):
Man in Car: Hey. Come here.
Man in Car: How you doing?
Liz: Fine. You a cop?
Man in Car: No. Why, are you?
Liz: No. You want a date?
Man in Car: How much?
Liz: How much you got to spend?
Man in Car: It depends on what you do.
Liz: I have sex. I give head, half and half. And I do domination.
Man in Car: Uh, is that all?
Liz: What do you mean "is that all"? What the hell you want, a hand job?
Man in Car: I wanna fuck you up the ass!
Bloodbath Cleansing
by
Meat Shits
on
Ecstasy of Death
(1993) samples
Devil Worship: Exposing Satan's Underground
(Geraldo Rivera,
):
Nikolas Schreck: We would like to see most of the human race killed off because it is unworthy. It is unworthy of the gift of life. A bloodbath will be a cleansing and a purification of a planet that is been dirty and degraded for too long.
Children of Rape
by
Meat Shits
on
Ecstasy of Death
(1993) samples
The Final Terror
(Andrew Davis,
):
So once upon a time. Not too long ago. This is used to be logging camp, right here. There was this little sweet 14 year old girl who lived here with a big family. And her father died. So her uncle came to take care of the place. And he was a lumberjack. And he was a mean son of a bitch. Mean, boy. And one night this uncle said, "Hey Susie Q, you want to go
for a little walk in the woods?" So he took her on one of these trails, here. Way far out, you know, like we are. And he raped her. She screamed but nobody could hear her. She had to keep all this inside after the rape. Because she couldn't tell anybody because, you know, he was supporting the family. She was afraid to. So she started going crazy. So what they done is, they put her in a mental institution. You know that one we passed on the way down here? And while she's in the hospital they find out that she's pregnant.