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-Would you like something to drink?
-I'll have water, please.
-I'll have water too, but with lemon.
-I'll have a Sam Adams.
-It's 9:30 in the morning.
-And don't you have an outstanding DUI?
-Yeah, but I gotta get the taste of weed and hooker spit out of my mouth.
-...I'll have a Sam Adams too.
-We shall grasp the foreskins of our penises and we shall cut therefrom the extra flesh, amen.
-Ohh...I don't think I have any extra.
-Wait right there, I'll be right back to cut your penises.
-Not the whole thing, you understand! Just the very tip. And then we're all going to have wine and sponge cake.
-Life! Life, do you hear me?! Give my creation life!