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Secretion of Excretory Devastation
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Black Sheep
(Penelope Spheeris,
):
Mike: Raving psycho! Butchered 400 chickens and screwed a beagle. I'm taking him back to Nevada where he's wanted for banging horses!
FHRITP
by
Caro Tere
on
Caro Tere
(2025) samples
Youtube Prank Splice
(N/A,
):
I don’t care if she’s 20, hell, I’d fuck her, you can’t say you wouldn’t fuck her.
Maybe that’s what I’ll do when they find her, I’ll go and fuck her. Fuck her right in the pussy.
Eyes of Abomination
by
Guttural Slug
on
Megalodon
(2013) samples
Faces of Death
(John Alan Schwartz,
):
I had heard rumors about their ceremony. They believed the power of everlasting life was found in the internal organs of the dead.
Old Mate Chopper 2.0
by
Caro Tere
on
Old Mate Chopper 2.0
(2025) samples
Mark Brandon Read
(Mark Brandon Read,
):
If I shot you in the kneecap Renee we're entering Logi territory.
Acidic Seminal Discharge
by
TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL
on
Industrialized Masochistic Ecstasy
(2025) samples
Vice Principals, S01E04 "Run for the Money"
(Danny McBride,
):
(screams)
- You fucking idiot! This shit gets absorbed through the skin!
- Say what?
- Yes!
- What? It... absorbs through the skin? It's all over me! It's all over me!
Fuck Around and Find Out: The Musical
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
American Dad!, S09E09 "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
(Brian Boyle,
):
God, the first five, ten times you take a life, it's eerie. You remember every detail: I can see all their faces; one had a beard. Each time I pulled the trigger, I tied a little knot in my memory that no amount of whiskey could loosen. Of course, eventually, I've stopped caring. Now, I can put a bullet through a man's head while figuring how much KFC to pick up on my way home — it's usually no more than a bucket. The sick part is, I've come to love it. Snuffing out lives, I crave it. I feel like an angel of death, the messenger of eternal darkness, a merciless demon with an unquenchable - oh, they've just put more orange chicken in the buffet, gotta run!
Fuck Around and Find Out: The Musical
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
Family Guy, S07E04 "Baby Not On Board"
(Mark Hentemann,
):
OOWW, FUCK!!! YOU BLOW THAT FUCKING HORN AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL RAM THAT FUCKING THING UP YOUR GODDAMN ASS!
Rape Whistle Cord Strangulation
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Predators
(Nimród Antal,
):
Stans: You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm gonna do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches... I'll be like, "What time is it? Five o'clock?... Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches". You know what I'm saying?
Edwin: Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, five o'clock, bitch raping time
Drone Activated Scrotal Detonation
by
TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL
on
Industrialized Masochistic Ecstasy
(2025) samples
Workaholics, S01E10 "In the Line of Getting Fired"
(,
):
All right, I got a serious question. For $100,000 would you suck a man's penis?
Carpet Wounding
by
Katalepsy
on
Triumph of Evilution
(2008) samples
Saw II
(Darren Lynn Bousman,
):
How much blood will you shed to stay alive? Live or die, make your choice. Congratulations, you're still alive.
Galaxy Gas Goon Sesh
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
Family Guy, S18E12 "Undergrounded"
(Greg Colton,
):
- Hi can I help you?
- Yes i'd like one of those flashlights with a vagina in it please?
Prove Them Wrong
by
Acranius
on
Prove Them Wrong
(2026) samples
The Devil's Rejects
(Rob Zombie,
):
...and I am here to do the devil's work.
Skull Fucked
by
Guttural Slug
on
Intercranial Purgatory
(2012) samples
Full Metal Jacket
(Stanley Kubrick,
):
I'm gonna give you three seconds... exactly three fucking seconds to wipe that stupid-looking grin off your face or I will gouge out your eyeballs and skull-fuck you.
(Here's an Idea) How About More of Me & Less of You
by
Killwhitneydead
on
Nothing Less Nothing More
(2007) samples
Employee of the Month
(Mitch Rouse,
):
God kills true believers and kind souls everyday. He gets a free pass from the entire world. All because people think his murder and mayhem is part of some "divine plan." Well fuck that. I've got a divine plan and it's just as good as Gods. Nobody has a first clue why God wastes people. But today everyone's gonna know why I did.
The Silence
by
Angelmaker
on
This Used To Be Heaven
(2025) samples
The Eric Andre Show S03E06 (Wiz Khalifa; Aubrey Peeples), Nightmare segment
(Andrew Barchilon, Kitao Sakurai,
):
Nightmare, nightmare!