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Rectovaginal Fistula
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(Kevin Smith,
):
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. We're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.
The Maker
by
Bodysnatcher
on
The Maker
(2026) samples
Melancholia
(Lars von Trier,
):
Justine: The earth is evil. We don't need to grieve for it.
Acidic Seminal Discharge
by
TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL
on
Industrialized Masochistic Ecstasy
(2025) samples
Vice Principals, S01E04 "Run for the Money"
(Danny McBride,
):
(screams)
- You fucking idiot! This shit gets absorbed through the skin!
- Say what?
- Yes!
- What? It... absorbs through the skin? It's all over me! It's all over me!
Lashed to the Grinder and Stoned to Death
by
Dragged Into Sunlight
on
Hatred for Mankind
(2009) samples
The Iceman Confessions Of A Mafia Hitman
(Arthur Ginsberg,
):
So, I told him he could have a half hour to pray to God, and if God could come down and change the circumstances, He'd have that time…but God never showed up, and he never changed the circumstances.
Galaxy Gas Goon Sesh
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
Family Guy, S18E12 "Undergrounded"
(Greg Colton,
):
- Hi can I help you?
- Yes i'd like one of those flashlights with a vagina in it please?
NOT THE MAMA
by
Terrordactyl
on
TRIASSIC TERROR
(2026) samples
Dinosaurs, S01E02 "The Mating Dance"
(Reza Badiyi,
):
Baby Sinclair: [sitting on top of Earl's neck and whacking him on the head with a cooking pot] Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama! Not the mama!
Earl Sinclair: You do that one more time, and I'm gonna throw you across the room!
Baby Sinclair: [Baby looks at the camera briefly, implying that he will hit Earl with the pot once more] Not the mama!
[hits Earl again]
Baby Sinclair: [Earl makes good on his threat and chucks Baby across the kitchen] Whee!
[hits the wall by the doorway where Charlene enters]
Baby Sinclair: Oof!
Poop Sock Massacre
by
Peepeepoopooballsectomy
on
Poop Sock Massacre
(2025) samples
Conker's Bad Fur Day
(Chris Seavor,
):
I am the Great Mighty Poo and I'm going to throw my shit at you.
Mind to the Millstone
by
Guttural Slug
on
Ulcers In The Flesh Of Thought
(2025) samples
Session 9
(Brad Anderson,
):
I live in the weak and wounded.
Abandon Ship
by
Black Tooth Grin
on
Fallout
(2006) samples
Richard Nixon
(Richard Nixon,
):
Let me just say this. I made my mistakes, but in all of my years of public life, I have never profited, never profited from public service — I earned every cent.
And in all of my years of public life, I have never obstructed justice.
And I think, too, that I could say that in my years of public life, that I welcome this kind of examination, because people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.
Well, I am not a crook. I have earned everything I have got.
Pennywise the Clown
by
Figure
on
Monsters, Vol. 5
(2014) samples
It
(Stephen King,
):
It: I'll kill you all! Ha Ha! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'M EVERYTHING YOU EVER WERE AFRAID OF!
Pain Is Free
by
Sledgehammer Facelift
on
He Is Rizen
(2024) samples
Dexter, S02E03 "An Inconvenient Lie"
(Tony Goldwyn,
):
And when he's driving, I feel... alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even...
Left to Fucking Die
by
Jason Jeelzebub
on
Left to Fucking Die
(2026) samples
Left 4 Dead
(Mike Booth,
):
This is going to hell real fast!
It's Just A Name
by
Caro Tere
on
Caro Tere
(2025) samples
The Blair Thumb
(Todd Portugal,
):
Vic: So, so what's your names?
Jish: This is Stressy, and I'm Jish.
Vic: "Jish"? What kind of a name is "Jish?"
Jish: It's just a name, dude.
Bring It On
by
One Second Thought
on
Self Inflicted
(1999) samples
It
(Stephen King,
):
It: I'll kill you all! Ha Ha! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'M EVERYTHING YOU EVER WERE AFRAID OF!
Prove Them Wrong
by
Acranius
on
Prove Them Wrong
(2026) samples
The Devil's Rejects
(Rob Zombie,
):
...and I am here to do the devil's work.