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Watch Your Step
by
Two-Piece
on
FLORIDA
(2025) samples
TNA iMPACT!
(Jeffrey Jarrett,
):
What am I gonna do ? Play the guitar? I can't play the guitar. All I do is beat people up!
Whirlwind of Excrement
by
Putrid Defecation
on
Whirlwind of Excrement
(2022) samples
Trailer Park Boys, S05E10 "The Shit Blizzard"
(Mike Clattenburg,
):
- Feel that ?
- Feel what Mr Lahey ?
- The way the shit clings to the air Randy...
- Shit clings to the air ?
- Its already started my dear good friend.
- Whats started, Mr Lahey ?
- The Shit Blizzard.
Mickey Free Is Not A Girl
by
PeelingFlesh
on
OKC X GTHC
(2025) samples
DodgeBall: A True Underdog Story
(Rawson Marshall Thurber,
):
White Goodman: Nobody makes me bleed my own blood - nobody!
Crushed by a Bulldozer
by
Backyard Savagery
on
Dismembered Gutted and Devoured
(2025) samples
Get Hard
(Etan Cohen,
):
- Oh shit! James, this is sick. You gotta be crazy to think of this.
- That crazy is good!
Blair Witch
by
Bassault US
on
Blair Witch
(2026) samples
The Blair Witch Project
(Daniel Myrick,
):
I'm scared to close my eyes, I'm scared to open them. I'm gonna die out here.
Puzzle Box Torment
by
Bassault US
on
Puzzle Box Torment
(2025) samples
Hellraiser III: Hell On Earth
(Anthony Hickox,
):
- Jesus Christ!
- Not quite.
Introduction to Constipation
by
Putrid Defecation
on
Tales from the Toilet
(2025) samples
All Gummed Up
(Jules White,
):
- It's tremendous!
- It's colossal!
- It's putrid!
Smoke Detector
by
I Am Mook
on
Smoke Detector
(2026) samples
Family Guy, S08E03 "Spies Reminiscent of Us"
(Cyndi Tang,
):
Happy thanksgiving pilgrims!
Pool Closed Due To Violence
by
Poolside at the Flamingo
on
This Overwhelming Horror
(2026) samples
The Shining
(Stanley Kubrick,
):
You didn't let me finish my sentence. I said, I'm not gonna hurt ya. I'm just going to bash your brains in. I'm going to bash them right the fuck in.
Lust In Bloodstained Sheets
by
Bassault US
on
Lights, Camera, Slaughter
(2026) samples
Se7en
(David Fincher,
):
Ernest Hemingway once wrote, “The world is a fine place and worth fighting for.” I agree with the second part.
From Womb to Waste
by
Dying Fetus
on
Reign Supreme
(2012) samples
Black Metal Veins
(Lucifer Valentine,
):
It's not my fault I'm pregnant and I love drugs, who cares? Fuck the baby, let it die.
Bad Burger
by
Peepeepoopooballsectomy
on
SHITSTORM
(2025) samples
McDonald's employees prank customer
(Canniption,
):
I asked for no pickles and they gave me the fucking McPickle pounder! What the fuck is this bullshit?!
https://www.instagram.com/p/C-iSGF9gMB6/
Third Eye (live)
by
Tool
on
Opiate
(1992) samples
Timothy Leary
(Timothy Leary,
):
Think for yourself. Question authority. Throughout human history, as our species has faced a frightening, terrorizing fact that we do not know who we are or where we're going in this ocean of chaos, it has been the authorities, the political, the religious, the educational authorities who attempted to comfort us by giving us order, rules, regulations informing, forming in our minds their view of reality. To think for yourself you must question authority and learn how to put yourself in a state of vulnerable open-mindedness, chaotic confused vulnerability to inform yourself.
Mikey
by
Neophyte
on
Protracker EP
(1993) samples
Mikey
(Dennis Dimster,
):
Dad, will you always love me?
Always, Mikey.
Thanks, dad.'
Are you gonna be my new mummy and daddy?
Shitstorm
by
Peepeepoopooballsectomy
on
SHITSTORM
(2025) samples
Kid's Comedy Moment: Fortnite and Bathroom Break
(Unknown,
):
Go to the bathroom and take a shit. I can smell you. I can smell you shitting yourself. Get up and go to the bathroom now!
No! Not yet!
Yeah! Get up and go to the bathroom!
Not yet!
Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself!
Poop is coming out of your fucking asshole!
Not yet!
Go to the bathroom!
Not yet!
What the hell? Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself.