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Shitstorm
by
Peepeepoopooballsectomy
on
SHITSTORM
(2025) samples
Kid's Comedy Moment: Fortnite and Bathroom Break
(Unknown,
):
Go to the bathroom and take a shit. I can smell you. I can smell you shitting yourself. Get up and go to the bathroom now!
No! Not yet!
Yeah! Get up and go to the bathroom!
Not yet!
Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself!
Poop is coming out of your fucking asshole!
Not yet!
Go to the bathroom!
Not yet!
What the hell? Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself.
Eyes Threaded Shut
by
The Shipman Enquiry
on
Diamorphine
(2026) samples
David Harbour's acceptance speech at the 23rd Annual SAG Awards
(Alan Carter,
):
We will, as per Chief Jim Hopper, punch some people in the face
The Dead
by
Velvet Acid Christ
on
Between The Eyes, Vol. 1
(2004) samples
Scream
(Wes Craven,
):
He's big and he plays football and he'll kick the shit out of you.
I'm scared, I'm shaking in my boots.
What do you want.
To see want your insides look like.
[sound of lawn chair being thrown through window]
It's a death wish.
I'll gut you like a fish understand.
Listen I am two seconds away from calling the police.
They'd never make it in time, were out in the middle of nowhere.
You make me so sick, your entire pathic inducing thiving whoring generation disgusts me.
It is not fair, fairness would be to rip your insides out and hang you from a tree so we can expose you for the heartless, desensitized little shit you are.
Lamentation
by
Delerium
on
Karma
(1997) samples
The Last Temptation of Christ
(Martin Scorsese,
):
[Middle Eastern music sample at beginning of movie] about long)
PLANET OF THE SHAPES
by
Orbital
on
Orbital 2
(1993) samples
Withnail & I
(Bruce Robinson,
):
Even a stopped clock gives the right time twice a day.
The Fog
by
Necrophagia
on
Goblins Be Thine
(2008) samples
The Fog
(John Carpenter,
):
Suddenly, out of the night, the fog rolled in. For a moment they could see nothing. Not a foot ahead of them. And then they saw a light. By God it was a fire burning on the shore.
...something in the fog!
This Faith
by
Front Line Assembly
on
Millennium
(1994) samples
Alien³
(David Fincher,
):
I'd rather be nothing!
Statis interrupted, fire in cryogenics compartment.
[flanger sound]
Technology
by
Genital A-Tech
on
Induktion, Varianz Und Deren Folgen
(1993) samples
Star Trek
(Gene Roddenberry,
):
The reality was very different
Skullbuggery
by
Think Tank
on
Skullbuggery
(1996) samples
Freejack
(Geoff Murphy,
):
And the Eagle came plunging down and down and bang!
Order+Joy
by
Croc Shop
on
SEA
(2004) samples
Omen III: The Final Conflict
(Graham Baker,
):
Pheonix like, man arose from the frozen wilderness and set forth upon his dream. Mankind has endured many catastrophes since then but none so grave as the one which faces him today, the economic crisis of the past decade has brought inflation, famine and chaos to every corner of the globe, some label it the great recession, others are calling it - armaggedon.
Annuit Coeptis
by
Divine Misfire
on
The Dream Became a Nightmare
(1998) samples
The Jerry Springer Show
(Unknown,
):
If we permit only those views which the majority of us hold then you and I are free only so long as we agree with the majority.
Paradise (Dis)
by
Noise Unit
on
Decoder
(1995) samples
Romeo Is Bleeding
(Peter Medak,
):
Blue skies every day, you could smell the euclyptus trees everywhere, it's paradise. Just like we dreamed about.
It'll be heaven.
He's better off dead.
Congratulations, you're a free man.
Egypt
by
The Future Sound Of London
on
ISDN
(1994) samples
Predator
(John McTiernan,
):
Anytime. from Dillon's back.
Regret 4.1
by
Japanese Car Crash
on
Attack Decay Sustain Release
(2003) samples
Dead Zone
(David Cronenberg,
):
The ice is gonna break!
Harbinger of Death / Outro
by
Impetigo
on
Giallo - Antifatto
(2013) samples
Phantasm II
(Don Coscarelli,
):
You think that when you die, you go to Heaven. You come to us!
Listen to me, this is not happening. We're gunna wake up. It's a dream.
It's only a dream.
No, it's not!