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Rape Whistle Cord Strangulation
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Predators
(Nimród Antal,
):
Stans: You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm gonna do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches... I'll be like, "What time is it? Five o'clock?... Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches". You know what I'm saying?
Edwin: Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, five o'clock, bitch raping time
Rectovaginal Fistula
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Jay and Silent Bob Strike Back
(Kevin Smith,
):
All you motherfuckers are gonna pay. You are the ones who are the ball-lickers. We're gonna fuck your mothers while you watch and cry like little whiny bitches. We're gonna make them eat our shit, then shit out our shit, and then eat their shit that's made up of our shit that we made 'em eat. And then all you motherfucks are next.
Pain Is Free
by
Sledgehammer Facelift
on
He Is Rizen
(2024) samples
Dexter, S02E03 "An Inconvenient Lie"
(Tony Goldwyn,
):
And when he's driving, I feel... alive, half sick with the thrill of complete wrongness. I don't fight him, I don't want to. He's all I've got. Nothing else could love me, not even...
Acidic Seminal Discharge
by
TRUCKSTOP DICKPILL
on
Industrialized Masochistic Ecstasy
(2025) samples
Vice Principals, S01E04 "Run for the Money"
(Danny McBride,
):
(screams)
- You fucking idiot! This shit gets absorbed through the skin!
- Say what?
- Yes!
- What? It... absorbs through the skin? It's all over me! It's all over me!
The Abortionist, Pt. 2
by
Deepthroat Defecation
on
Deflowered, Disemboweled, Devoured
(2025) samples
The Dictator
(Larry Charles,
):
I'm getting paid to kill you, but I'm gonna torture you for free.
Suspended From A Single Strand of Sanity
by
Guttural Slug
on
Ulcers In The Flesh Of Thought
(2025) samples
Cyrano de Bergerac
(Michael Gordon,
):
Will all who wish to die please raise their hands?
Bring It On
by
One Second Thought
on
Self Inflicted
(1999) samples
It
(Stephen King,
):
It: I'll kill you all! Ha Ha! I'll drive you crazy and I'll kill you all! I'm every nightmare you've ever had! I am your worst dream come true! I'M EVERYTHING YOU EVER WERE AFRAID OF!
River Of Ejaculate
by
Caro Tere
on
River Of Ejaculate
(2026) samples
Anchorman 2: The Legend Continues
(Adam McKay,
):
-Feel that. Tell me that doesn't feel like a cock.
-It doesn't. I mean, it feels like your leg.
-The other day, I pleasured myself to the image of Mrs Buttersworth. She got me there like I was on the express A train. Bing bang boom. Talk about a river of ejaculate. Volume I had never seen in my lifetime. Now I know what those sad villagers in Pompeii felt like when they were rained down in hot lava. I rained down on theses villagers with frothy ejaculate.
https://youtu.be/iMgFPB6IokI?si=FsB-VWxq4sCw3LAu
Epitome Of Derealization
by
Guttural Slug
on
Ulcers In The Flesh Of Thought
(2025) samples
Batman : The Dark Knight
(Christopher Nolan,
):
See, their morals, their code... it's a bad joke. Dropped at the first sign of trouble. They're only as good as the world allows them to be. I'll show you, when the chips are down, these... these civilized people? They'll eat each other.
Abandon Ship
by
Black Tooth Grin
on
Fallout
(2006) samples
Richard Nixon
(Richard Nixon,
):
Let me just say this. I made my mistakes, but in all of my years of public life, I have never profited, never profited from public service — I earned every cent.
And in all of my years of public life, I have never obstructed justice.
And I think, too, that I could say that in my years of public life, that I welcome this kind of examination, because people have got to know whether or not their president is a crook.
Well, I am not a crook. I have earned everything I have got.
Lashed to the Grinder and Stoned to Death
by
Dragged Into Sunlight
on
Hatred for Mankind
(2009) samples
The Iceman Confessions Of A Mafia Hitman
(Arthur Ginsberg,
):
So, I told him he could have a half hour to pray to God, and if God could come down and change the circumstances, He'd have that time…but God never showed up, and he never changed the circumstances.
Wet Vag
by
Caro Tere
on
Wet Vag
(2025) samples
Your Worst Fears Confirmed S01E19 "Can Your WAP be too Wet?"
(N/A,
):
Can your vagina be too wet? 100%. And here's how.
Kogyaru Head Detonation
by
Septic Karnage
on
Promo 2K26
(2026) samples
K-ON!, S01E10 "Another Training Camp!"
(Katsuhiko Muramoto,
):
ただのチューナーですけど?
Phonetic / Romanization: Tada no chuunaa desu kedo?
IPA (Japanese): /ta̠da̠ no̞ t͡ɕɯːna̠ː de̞sɯ̥ ke̞do̞/
English Translation: Oh, this? It's just a tuner?
Tower 7
by
I Am Mook
on
Hollow Allegory
(2026) samples
Charlie Murphy
(Charlie Murphy,
):
They call a secret fraternal order of high functioning retards.
Ashen Paradise
by
Federal Death Alliance
on
Ashen Paradise
(2026) samples
Legend
(Brian Helgeland,
):
I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men.
A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT!