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Shitstorm
by
Peepeepoopooballsectomy
on
SHITSTORM
(2025) samples
Kid's Comedy Moment: Fortnite and Bathroom Break
(Unknown,
):
Go to the bathroom and take a shit. I can smell you. I can smell you shitting yourself. Get up and go to the bathroom now!
No! Not yet!
Yeah! Get up and go to the bathroom!
Not yet!
Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself!
Poop is coming out of your fucking asshole!
Not yet!
Go to the bathroom!
Not yet!
What the hell? Go to the bathroom. You're shitting yourself.
Repulsive lifeforms
by
TSALMAVETH PA
on
Downtuned Sessions
(2024) samples
The Devil's Rejects
(Rob Zombie,
):
I want you to pray to your god
I want you to pray that he comes and saves you
I want lightning to come down and crash upon my fucking head
I am the devil and I am here to do the devil's work.
Overlove
by
amGod
on
Half Rotten and Decayed
(1994) samples
Evil Dead II
(Sam Raimi,
):
Please Ash, please don't hurt me. You... you swore that we'd always be together. I love you
No!
Children of the Night
by
Juno Reactor
on
Bible of Dreams
(1997) samples
Ed Wood
(Tim Burton,
):
The children of the night are calling. [laughter]
The children of the night...
Carousel
by
Mr. Bungle
on
Mr. Bungle
(1991) samples
Cyclone
(Fred Olen Ray,
):
Hurry hurry, step right up!
Ride the ferris wheel!
Hey you!
Welcome to my house...
[beckoning whistle]
[hissing cat]
Round and round she goes!
Love
by
Skinny Puppy
on
Bites
(1985) samples
The Legend of Hell House
(John Hough,
):
Touch me, touch me or I'll find somebody who will!
I love you too.
Naked, drunk, clutching, sweating, biting.
PSI
by
Evil's Toy
on
Illusion
(1996) samples
Blade Runner
(Ridley Scott,
):
You reach down, you flip the tortoise over on its back Leon.
Do you make up these questions, Mr. Holden, or do they write them down for you?
The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun beating its legs trying to turn itself over but it can't, not without your help, but you're not helping.
Liebombast
by
Anenzephalia
on
Ephemeral Dawn
(1995) samples
THX 1138
(George Lucas,
):
Let us be thankful we have an occupation to fill. Work hard, increase production, prevent accidents and be happy.
Crack (Smoldering mix)
by
Xorcist
on
Scorched Blood: The Remix EP
(1996) samples
Shocker
(Wes Craven,
):
Want to play in this game boy
You come to look death in the face schoolboy, HUH!?
[laughing]
The chair is armed. Repeat. The chair is armed.
Don't let it take your soul
What are you waiting for Dickhead, you want to fry me then do it you fucking insects!
For your own sake fight it.
Go back to hell where you belong.
Ruthless
by
Mentallo & The Fixer
on
Zothera
(2014) samples
Prince of Darkness
(John Carpenter,
):
[scream] nightmare, taken from the last scene of Prince of Darkness)
I'm The Man - Def Uncensored Version
by
Anthrax
on
I'm The Man
(1987) samples
Blue Velvet
(David Lynch,
):
Fuck that shit!
I can hear your fuckin' radio, you stupid shit!
200 Years
by
Skinny Puppy
on
Mind: The Perpetual Intercourse
(1986) samples
The Twilight Zone, "The Chaser"
(Rod Serling,
):
What's wrong with you? What's wrong with everybody in this crazy place?
Answer me! Talk? Can't you move? Answer me!
Well, got any ideas professor?
Well, I suppose it could be some sort of illusion.
Yes. Maybe we're being made to see and hear what we hope to find, the sights, the sounds of home.
No. No, that's all wrong. This is more than 200 years ahead of our time.'
Your majesty. I don't blame the judges. You're the prettiest of them all. But tell me something, your majesty. What's wrong with you? What's wrong with everybody in this crazy place?
Won't you?
...you mean, other sections?
Alex' Aphrodisiac
by
Caterwaul
on
Portent Hue
(1990) samples
A Clockwork Orange
(Stanley Kubrick,
):
I'm sorry, Alex, this is for your own good!
I'm cured!
Aliens
by
Cenobita
on
Orkus Club Hits 3
(2002) samples
The Hamster Factor and Other Tales of 'Twelve Monkeys'
(Keith Fulton,
):
This is a place for crazy people.
You know what crazy is? Crazy is majority rules.
Pitt)
Crazy is majority rules.
Days In The Trees - Reich
by
No-Man
on
Lovesighs - ''An Entertainment''
(1992) samples
Twin Peaks (series)
(Robert Goldstein,
):
This is from a long time ago, is that ok? I was about thirteen years old, fourteen maybe. We were going to the roadhouse to meet boys. They're about twenty years old. And they're nice to us. And they make us feel like we're older. Rick asks if we wanna go party and Laura says yes, and all of a sudden I feel this knot building up in my stomach. But when Laura gets in the truck with Rick, I go anyway. A stream in the woods and when I think, it's pale and light out. Laura starts to dance around the boys. She begins to move her hips. And we take off our clothes. I know the boys are watching. Laura starts to kiss Josh and Rick. I don't know what to do, so I swim away. I feel like I want to run, but I don't. He kisses my hand and then me. I can still feel that kiss. His lips are warm and sweet. My heart jumps. He's talking but I can't hear him. It was the first time I ever fell in love. Donna Hayward)