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Church of Deviance
by
Spawn of Possession
on
Cabinet
()
samples
Hello Mary Lou: Prom Night II
(Bruce Pittman,
):
Vicki Carpenter: Forgive me Father, for I have sinned. I have done terrible things. I have hurt my friends. I have given into sexual desires with my boyfriend. I don't know what's happening to me.
Father Cooper: We all stray from the path of the Lord sometimes, child. But with penance, you will find your way again.
Vicki Carpenter: Will you help me Father?
Father Cooper: Of course, child.
Vicki Carpenter: Will you pray for me?
Father Cooper: Yes.
Vicki Carpenter: Will you fuck me?

We Hate You
by
Electric Wizard
on
Dopethrone
()
samples
The Dunwich Horror
(Daniel Haller,
):
"You see man as a rather dismal creature.”
"Yes, why not? Look around, you'll see what's there. Fear and frightened people who kill what they can't understand."

Searching for the Space Monkey
by
Chinese Man
on
Groove Sessions
()
samples
Fight Club
(Ross Grayson Bell,
):
I) Shut up!
II) Goddamn it, an entire generation pumping gas. Waiting tables. Slaves with white collars. Advertising has us chasing cars and clothes. Working jobs we hate so we can buy shit we don't need. We're the middle children of history. No purpose or place. We have no Great War. No Great Depression. Our great war is a spiritual war. Our great depression is our lives.
III) - What concerns me are celebrity magazines, television with 500 channels, some guy's name on my underwear. Rogaine. Viagra. Olestra.
- Martha Stewart.
- Fuck Martha Stewart.
IV) In the world I see, you're stalking elk through the Grand Canyon forests around the ruins of Rockefeller Center. You'll wear leather clothes that will last you the rest of your life. You'll climb the thick kudzu vines that wrap the Sears Tower. And when you look down, you'll see tiny figures pounding corn, laying strips of venison in the empty car-pool lane of some abandoned superhighway.

Counter Slam Bass Drop Offensive
by
Kanine
on
Karnage
()
samples
Pure Pwnage
(Geoff Lapaire,
):
Doug: There's nothing like the rush of hunting people down and killing 'em! I mean my heart's beatin', my heart's beatin', my hands are shaking, my hands are shaking but I'm STILL shooting! I'm still gettin' the headshots like BOOM headshot, BOOM headshot and BOOOM... HEADSHOT!

Baltimore Strangler
by
Pig Destroyer
on
Book Burner
()
samples
I Am Meth
(Poem by Samantha Reynolds,
):
"Ladies and gentlemen!.. I destroy homes, I tear families apart."

Twitch
by
Scumfuck
on
Ruthless Aggression
()
samples
Legend
(Brian Helgeland,
):
Before we begin, I want to tell a joke. You will find this amazing. A man with paranoid schizophrenia comes into a bar...
I come here for a fucking shootout. A proper shootout with some proper men.
Get out of me fucking way, go on, get out, go on, fuck off. Call yourself a fucking gangster. A SHOOTOUT, RIGHT, IS A FUCKING SHOOTOUT!

Antithesis
by
Origin
on
Antithesis
()
samples
NBC White Papers: The Decision to Drop the Bomb
(Fred Freed, Len Giovannitti,
):
Now I am become Death, the destroyer of worlds.

D.C.D.W.N.K.C
by
Artery Eruption
on
Driving My Fist Through Her Chest
()
samples
Superbad
(Greg Mottola,
):
Fuck my life.

God the Animal
by
In Gloom
on
God The Animal
()
samples
People Open Up About How They Started Believing In God After Finding A Big Bag Of Laundry In A Barn
(ClickHole,
):
Finding the pile of laundry in my wet dangerous barn made me think about what it would be like if God the animal bit me with his razor-sharp fangs. God has huge poisonous fangs and he loves to bite people who follow the rules. If you follow the rules, God's going to kill you with his long teeth ; and I love knowing that.
Clip on YouTube here

Baptized By Fire
by
Hirax
on
El Rostro De La Muerte
()
samples
Patton
(Franklin J. Schaffner,
):
[George S. Patton's speech to the Third Army]:
"Now, I want you to remember that no bastard ever won a war by dying for his country. He won it by making the other poor dumb bastard die for his country."