God the Animal
by
In Gloom
on
God The Animal
(2021) samples
People Open Up About How They Started Believing In God After Finding A Big Bag Of Laundry In A Barn
(ClickHole,
):
Finding the pile of laundry in my wet dangerous barn made me think about what it would be like if God the animal bit me with his razor-sharp fangs. God has huge poisonous fangs and he loves to bite people who follow the rules. If you follow the rules, God's going to kill you with his long teeth ; and I love knowing that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Eck2Mv3UA&t=112s
Slaughterhouse
by
Mortician
on
Hacked up for Barbeque- Zombie Apocalypse
(1998) samples
Slaughterhouse
(Rick Roessler,
):
"My God, boy, what have you done? Why... why? You mean they were messin' with your pigs? Jesus Christ, boy, you can't just slaughter people 'cause they were messin' with your hogs! Now we're in a heap of trouble. Ah, shit... I buy you a new drum-bunker cleaver for your birthday, and this is how you repay me? Sometimes you really piss me off. At least you made good, clean cuts."
A Dark Omen
by
Angelmaker
on
Dissentient
(2015) samples
もののけ姫, (Mononoke Hime 🇬🇧)
(Hayao Miyazaki,
):
Disgusting little creatures. Soon, all of you will feel my hate, and suffer as I have suffered!
Execution of reason
by
Skinless
on
Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
(2006) samples
Mystery Science Theater 3000 S10E8 - "The Touch of Satan"
(Michael J. Nelson,
):
You guys scare me, hahaha, signed, Satan.
Revenge (My Part Time Lover) (2024 Mix)
by
Killwhitneydead
on
Never Good Enough For You (Anniversary Edition - 2024 Mix)
(2024) samples
The Breakfast Club
(John Hughes,
):
Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns.
Rape Whistle Cord Strangulation
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Predators
(Nimród Antal,
):
Stans: You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm gonna do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches... I'll be like, "What time is it? Five o'clock?... Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches". You know what I'm saying?
Edwin: Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, five o'clock, bitch raping time
Unfathomable Defecation
by
Monumental Discharge
on
Unfathomable Defecation
(2020) samples
Jurassic Park
(Steven Spielberg,
):
That is one big pile of shit
Revenge (My Part Time Lover) (2024 Mix)
by
Killwhitneydead
on
Never Good Enough For You (Anniversary Edition - 2024 Mix)
(2024) samples
Buffalo '66
(Vincent Gallo,
):
- You're hurting me.
- Yeah? Shut your mouth or I'll really hurt you.
D.C.D.W.N.K.C
by
Artery Eruption
on
Driving My Fist Through Her Chest
(2009) samples
Superbad
(Greg Mottola,
):
Fuck my life.
Involuntary Bowel Movement
by
Putrid Defecation
on
True Toilet Slam
(2022) samples
Along Came Polly
(John Hamburg,
):
- Reuben, I'm in a situation here. We have to leave now.
- No. Can we stay a couple more minutes?
- Dude, no. This is serious. I just sharted.
- I don't know what that means.
- I tried to fart and a little shit came out. I just sharted. Now let's go.
Death Of God
by
The Crown
on
Eternal Death
(1997) samples
The Exorcist III
(William Peter Blatty,
):
"Save your prayers. God is not here with us now"
Chainsaw Dismemberment
by
Mortician
on
Chainsaw Dismemberment
(1999) samples
The Texas Chainsaw Massacre 2
(Tobe Hooper,
):
On the afternoon of August 18th, 1973, five young people in a Volkswagen van ran out of gas on a farm road in South Texas. Four of them were never seen again. The next morning the one survivor, Sally Hardesty-Enright, was picked up on a roadside. Blood-caked and screaming murder. Sally said she had broken out of a window in Hell. The girl babbled a mad tale: a cannibal family in an isolated farmhouse… chain-sawed fingers and bones… her brother, her friends hacked up for barbecue… chairs made out of human skeletons… Then she sank into catatonia. Texas lawmen mounted a month-long manhunt, but could not locate the macabre farmhouse. They could find no killers and no victims. No facts; no crime. Officially, on the records, The Texas Chainsaw Massacre never happened. But during the last 13 years, over and over again reports of bizarre, grisly chainsaw mass-murders have persisted all across the state of Texas. The Texas Chainsaw Massacre has not stopped. It haunts Texas. It seems to have no end.
Tug Of War Intestines
by
Skinless
on
Foreshadowing Our Demise
(2001) samples
Pink Flamingos
(John Waters,
):
Rivers of gore! Rivers of gore!
Fornicating in Pulverized Feces
by
Epicardiectomy
on
Abhorrent Stench of Posthumous Gastrorectal Desecration
(2012) samples
The Human Centipede 2 (Full Sequence)
(Tom Six,
):
[Ambiant sounds of defecation and torture]
Weird, But Not Illegal
by
Party Cannon
on
Weird, But Not Illegal
(2024) samples
Ash vs Evil Dead, S02E01 "Home"
(Craig DiGregorio,
):
Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with ya, I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good-weird or bad-weird. But I'll get there though.