God the Animal
by
In Gloom
on
God The Animal
(2021) samples
People Open Up About How They Started Believing In God After Finding A Big Bag Of Laundry In A Barn
(ClickHole,
):
Finding the pile of laundry in my wet dangerous barn made me think about what it would be like if God the animal bit me with his razor-sharp fangs. God has huge poisonous fangs and he loves to bite people who follow the rules. If you follow the rules, God's going to kill you with his long teeth ; and I love knowing that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Eck2Mv3UA&t=112s
Revenge (My Part Time Lover) (2024 Mix)
by
Killwhitneydead
on
Never Good Enough For You (Anniversary Edition - 2024 Mix)
(2024) samples
Buffalo '66
(Vincent Gallo,
):
- You're hurting me.
- Yeah? Shut your mouth or I'll really hurt you.
Blunt Cough
by
Snuffed on Sight
on
Snuffed On Sight
(2021) samples
Breaking Bad, "Peekaboo"
(Vince Gilligan,
):
Hey, man, I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis, you know what I'm sayin'? I can't be all about, like, spelling and shit.
Mount of Olives
by
Orphan
on
Manifesto 1.0: Stages of Grief
(2023) samples
The David Susskind Show, Interview with Max "Joey" Kurschner (Mafia Hitman)
(David Susskind,
):
When I come out of the hospital, I went hunting. And there was nothing in this world that was gonna stop me from finding them people. And I found them. And I watched them all die nice and slow.
Execution of reason
by
Skinless
on
Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
(2006) samples
Mystery Science Theater 3000 S10E8 - "The Touch of Satan"
(Michael J. Nelson,
):
You guys scare me, hahaha, signed, Satan.
Rape Whistle Cord Strangulation
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Predators
(Nimród Antal,
):
Stans: You know, man, if we ever make it home, I'm gonna do so much fucking cocaine. I'm gonna rape so many fine bitches... I'll be like, "What time is it? Five o'clock?... Damn. Time to go rape me some fine bitches". You know what I'm saying?
Edwin: Oh, yeah. Totally. Like, five o'clock, bitch raping time
Butcher the Weak
by
Devourment
on
Butcher the Weak
(2005) samples
FBI profiler Robert Ressler's 1992 interview with Gacy
(Robert Ressler,
):
- I worked as the night-man only, I didn't have nothing to do with the bodies. All this talk that I slept with the dead ones or had sex with dead bodies, there is no truth to any of that.
-You did live in the mortuary.
-I lived in a mortuary, yes, but not in the embalming room. I mean, they make it sound like, y'know, I slept in the crypts with them. And I never climbed into a coffin or anything like that. That is so damn ridiculous. And besides, the dead won't bother you. It's the living you gotta worry about.
The Pessimist
by
Abysmal Torment
on
The Misanthrope
(2018) samples
True Detective S01E01 "The Long Bright Dark "
(Cary Joji Fukunaga,
):
Intro :
I think human consciousness is a tragic misstep in evolution. We became too self-aware. Nature created an aspect of nature separate from itself - we are creatures that should not exist by natural law... We are things that labor under the illusion of having a self, that accretion of sensory experience and feelings, programmed with total assurance that we are each somebody, when in fact everybody's nobody... I think the honorable thing for our species to do is to deny our programming. Stop reproducing, walk hand in hand into extinction - one last midnight, brothers and sisters opting out of a raw deal.
Outro :
Look, I'd consider myself a realist, all right? But in philosophical terms I'm what's called a pessimist.
Execution of Reason
by
Skinless
on
Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
(2006) samples
Mother Night
(Keith Gordon,
):
They say that a hanging man hears glorious music... I wonder what it sounds like.
Bongmitzvah!
by
Bong Rips For Jesus
on
The Last Sessions of the Dopified Apostles
(2016) samples
Pineapple Express
(David Gordon Green,
):
-Now it's time to get super duper high. You got the bong I got you in Tel Aviv ?
-Bong Mitzvah. hit it up, dude.
Alcoholic Encephalopathy
by
Cerebral Incubation
on
Gonorrhea Nodule Mastication
(2012) samples
Almost Heroes
(Christopher Guest,
):
- Maybe now you'll agree... drinking has its benefits.
- You saved my life.
- Maybe now you'll agree... drinking has its benefits.
- You just said that.
- Now, if you don't mind... it's time for the liquor to take effect.
Abhorrent Stench of Flatulence
by
Putrid Defecation
on
True Toilet Slam
(2022) samples
The Matrix
(Lilly Wachowski,
):
-You think that's air you're breathing now ?
Incestuous Refiguration
by
Guttural Secrete
on
Recreating The Stumps
(2023) samples
The Exorcist III
(William Peter Blatty,
):
She was slit down the middle, cut open, and all her vital organs removed. Then the killer stuffed her body with, uh… other materials, and sewed her back up.
...Weak is Your God
by
Illdisposed
on
The Prestige
(2008) samples
Matador (Danish TV show)
(Thomas Brasch,
):
- Fru Fernando Møhge er død.
- Wie bitte?
- Tot.
(Here's an Idea) How About More of Me & Less of You
by
Killwhitneydead
on
Nothing Less Nothing More
(2007) samples
Employee of the Month
(Mitch Rouse,
):
God kills true believers and kind souls everyday. He gets a free pass from the entire world. All because people think his murder and mayhem is part of some "divine plan." Well fuck that. I've got a divine plan and it's just as good as Gods. Nobody has a first clue why God wastes people. But today everyone's gonna know why I did.