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Asexual Virgin Killer
by
Artery Eruption
on
Gouging Out Eyes of Mutilated Infants
()
samples
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(Adam McKay,
):
I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation

Milk Was A Bad Choice
by
ACxDC
on
Second Coming
()
samples
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(Adam McKay,
):
[Ron Burgundy]
Good afternoon, mmmm... I'm legendary anchorman Ron Burgundy. I'm sitting here in my aquajet 9000 enjoying, well, my usual meal of steak, waffles, french fries and of course, Scotch. Now if you don't think this song is the greatest song ever I will fight you. That's no lie.

Ganja Gasmask Suicide
by
Bong Rips For Jesus
on
The Last Sessions of the Dopified Apostles
()
samples
Talladega Nights: The Ballad of Ricky Bobby
(Adam McKay,
):
-I'm 55 years old and all I got to my name is a car, and a duffel bag full of underwear and sweet, stinky weed.
-How much you sellin' that weed for, old man ?

Dutch Oven Genocide
by
Putrid Defecation
on
True Toilet Slam
()
samples
Step Brothers
(Adam McKay,
):
(fart sound)
-Was that a fart ?