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1)
High Five Ghost
by
Party Cannon
on
Partied in Half
()
uses sample from
The Inbetweeners Movie
(Ben Palmer,
):
We go there, drop the bags off, then go straight out and get spasticated.
2)
There's a reason you're single
by
Party Cannon
on
Partied in Half
()
uses sample from
Braindead
(Peter Jackson,
):
- I don't think you have any idea of the pain and anxiety you've caused me. I thought you were a trustworthy boy, but going out behind my back with that... That oilish shopgirl. Kissing and cuddling in public.
- Mum.
- Don't interrupt me.
- Mum, she's...
- I'll tell you what she is. She is experienced.
3)
Duct Taped to a Flag Pole
by
Party Cannon
on
Partied in Half
()
uses sample from
Superbad
(Greg Mottola,
):
Chingy, Shakira, Rafe, Pax.
We arrested a man-lady who was legally named "Fuck".
Think he was Vietnamese, it was with a P-H. But it's still shocking to see on a license. OKay and uh how old are you McLovin?
Old enough.
Old enough for what?
To party.
4)
Jack vs the Exotic Crustacean
by
Party Cannon
on
Bong Hit Hospitalisation
()
uses sample from
Peep Show, "Spin War"
(Andrew O'Connor,
):
You know, Jez, I've started to get this feeling that I'm totally, totally fucked. You know? Everything's fucked. I fucked my wedding, I fucked up my only ever relationship, everything's just completely fucked.
5)
Keg Stand by Me
by
Party Cannon
on
Bong Hit Hospitalisation
()
uses sample from
Teen Wolf
(Rod Daniel,
):
Scott Howard : Hi. I'd like a keg of beer please?
Old man clerk : [looking at a newspaper] You don't say.
Scott Howard : Yeah. How much is that?
Old man clerk : You little bastards just don't give up, do you? Listen, no I.D. no goddamn beer. Can't you get that through your thick skull?
Scott Howard : [his eyes turn red and his voice changes] Give me, a keg, of beer.
6)
Screech Even Sold His Body to Science
by
Party Cannon
on
Bong Hit Hospitalisation
()
uses sample from
Re-Animator
(Stuart Gordon,
):
- What did yοu do to him? What did you and West do to him to make him like that?
- It was...it was hοrrible. I didn't--
- What did yοu do to him?
- Ηe's not insane. Ηe's dead.
7)
Everyone Is Still Dead to Me
by
Party Cannon
on
Perverse Party Platter
()
uses sample from
Don't Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood
(Paris Barclay,
):
Recruiter: Well, I see your hobbies include drinkin, smokin weed, and all kinds of ill shit.
8)
Fornicating In Ethically Sourced Fair Trade Chocolate
by
Party Cannon
on
Perverse Party Platter
()
uses sample from
Brass Eye
(Chris Morris,
):
A spokesman said, "This is the one thing we didn't want to happen."
9)
Soft, White, Gelatinous Body
by
Party Cannon
on
Perverse Party Platter
()
uses sample from
Peep Show, "Wedding"
(Andrew O'Connor,
):
SLAM, SLAM, SLAM, SLAM, SLAM!
10)
I believe in Dani Filth
by
Party Cannon
on
Volumes of Vomit
()
uses sample from
WWE Raw
(Vince McMahon,
):
I'm going to have to apologize ahead of time because I'm going to stretch his ass like it's never been stretched before.
11)
Tactical Chunder
by
Party Cannon
on
Volumes of Vomit
()
uses sample from
Weird Satanist Guy
(Andrew Bowser,
):
A cloak of shame covers this man, and only supreme light will wash my body clean! but how could that light possibly reach me, with the thick clouds of indecency that surround my poor soul? so I carry my wrongdoings on my back, like some kind of tormented hiker, lost in the hills of misfortune, looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from the valley of depraved, habitual self-pleasuring, but again, I find nothing, except for sweating, devastated loneliness, and a thousand judging eyes staring back at me from the cover of a stolen Victoria's Secret catalog. I didn't take your mail, Mrs. Pepperton! stop asking me that! leave me alone! I dunno. Satan's pretty cool!
Clip here: https://youtu.be/YErFwJX0HKE
12)
Grass Obliteration (Blazed and Confused)
by
Party Cannon
on
Volumes of Vomit
()
uses sample from
Peep Show, "On The Pull"
(Andrew O'Connor,
):
I've been initiated. I am a drug user. Fuck the police!
13)
Naked Beach Frenzy
by
Party Cannon
on
Volumes of Vomit
()
uses sample from
Louis Theroux: Drinking to Oblivion
(Tom Barrow,
):
Absolutely self-annihilating, oblivion drinking
14)
The Dirty Bubble
by
Party Cannon
on
Volumes of Vomit
()
uses sample from
It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia, "The Gang Misses the Boat"
(Rob McElhenney,
):
I have contained my rage for as long as possible, but I shall unleash my fury upon you like the crashing of a thousand waves!
I am untethered, and my rage knows no bounds!
15)
60 Stone Threesome
by
Party Cannon
on
Volumes of Vomit
()
uses sample from
Jackass Number Two
(Jeff Tremaine,
):
I'm Steve-O and this is the fart mask.
16)
1000%
by
Party Cannon
on
Volumes of Vomit
()
uses sample from
The Simpsons, "Secrets of a Successful Marriage"
(Matt Groening,
):
Alright, here's the 411 folks. Say some gangsta is dissin' your fly girl. You just give 'em one of these..