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Fleshlight Exhaust Pipe
by
Orbital Gate
on
Astral Scavenger
(2024) samples
Borderlands 3
(Paul Sage,
):
IN JUST 3 EASY PAYMENTS OF 14.99 YOU'LL BELONG TO ME
Fuck Around and Find Out: The Musical
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
American Dad!, S09E09 "The Adventures of Twill Ongenbone and His Boy Jabari"
(Brian Boyle,
):
God, the first five, ten times you take a life, it's eerie. You remember every detail: I can see all their faces; one had a beard. Each time I pulled the trigger, I tied a little knot in my memory that no amount of whiskey could loosen. Of course, eventually, I've stopped caring. Now, I can put a bullet through a man's head while figuring how much KFC to pick up on my way home — it's usually no more than a bucket. The sick part is, I've come to love it. Snuffing out lives, I crave it. I feel like an angel of death, the messenger of eternal darkness, a merciless demon with an unquenchable - oh, they've just put more orange chicken in the buffet, gotta run!
Fuck Around and Find Out: The Musical
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
Family Guy, S07E04 "Baby Not On Board"
(Mark Hentemann,
):
OOWW, FUCK!!! YOU BLOW THAT FUCKING HORN AGAIN, I SWEAR TO GOD, I WILL RAM THAT FUCKING THING UP YOUR GODDAMN ASS!
Galaxy Gas Goon Sesh
by
Orbital Gate
on
You're So Fucked
(2025) samples
Family Guy, S18E12 "Undergrounded"
(Greg Colton,
):
- Hi can I help you?
- Yes i'd like one of those flashlights with a vagina in it please?
Thuggin' 38
by
Orbital Gate
on
Thuggin' 38
(2025) samples
Fallout: New Vegas
(Josh Sawyer,
):
By the time I was 30 years old, I was a billionaire 30 times over. I founded and ran a vast economic empire.[...] Give me 20 years and I'll reignite the high technology development sectors. 50 years and I'll have people in orbit. 100 years and my colony ships will be heading for the stars to search for planets unpolluted by the wrath and folly of a bygone generation.
Milli On My Wrist, Big Iron On My Hip
by
Orbital Gate
on
Demonstration of Post Apocalyptic Warfare
(2025) samples
Fallout: New Vegas
(Josh Sawyer,
):
You made your last delivery, kid. Sorry you got twisted up in this scene. From where you're kneeling, must seem like an 18 carat run of bad luck. Truth is, the game was rigged from the start.
All American Aggravated Assault
by
Orbital Gate
on
Demonstration of Post Apocalyptic Warfare
(2025) samples
Fallout: New Vegas
(Josh Sawyer,
):
I don't enjoy killing, but when done righteously, it's a chore like any other.
Robosexual Nymphomaniac
by
Orbital Gate
on
Demonstration of Post Apocalyptic Warfare
(2025) samples
Fallout: New Vegas
(Josh Sawyer,
):
Fisto: Yes, ma'am. Fisto reporting for duty. Please assume the position.
Demonstration of Post Apocalyptic Warfare
by
Orbital Gate
on
Demonstration of Post Apocalyptic Warfare
(2025) samples
Fallout: New Vegas
(Josh Sawyer,
):
INTRO: And who are you to come before me... you don't bear the mark of the Bear, yet are ready for battle. You will learn your place - in my tent, and again, when you beg for release on the edge of my blade.
MID: Okay do me a favor courier! I can’t get out of this thing, so I need you to go get me the ‘platinum chip’. I don’t really know what it does but I just know that you need to go get it, and then hopefully we can go to Hoover Dam together, I’ll take ya and get ya a hotdog!
Psycho Induced Massacre
by
Orbital Gate
on
Demonstration of Post Apocalyptic Warfare
(2025) samples
Fallout: New Vegas
(Josh Sawyer,
):
[1] Get fucked.
[2] I'm the scariest motherfucker you're ever gonna meet. I'm Cook-Cook, bitch. Maybe I'll make you dinner some time.
[3] - No one but Omertas are allowed to carry guns into Gomorrah!
- I don't give a shit!
Euclid's Cunt Fucker
by
Orbital Gate
on
Demonstration of Post Apocalyptic Warfare
(2025) samples
Fallout: New Vegas
(Josh Sawyer,
):
They asked me how well I understood theoretical physics. I said I had a theoretical degree in physics. They said welcome aboard.
Thuggin' 38
by
Orbital Gate
on
Demonstration of Post Apocalyptic Warfare
(2025) samples
Fallout: New Vegas
(Josh Sawyer,
):
By the time I was 30 years old, I was a billionaire 30 times over. I founded and ran a vast economic empire.[...] Give me 20 years and I'll reignite the high technology development sectors. 50 years and I'll have people in orbit. 100 years and my colony ships will be heading for the stars to search for planets unpolluted by the wrath and folly of a bygone generation.