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You're all a bunch of fucking cocksuckers!
Otis Firefly : Hello, America. Did you miss me? I am Satan's destroyer. I am the eternal flame of salvation burning through your life, your liberty, and your pursuit of fucking happiness... I suggest you get ready to burn, motherfucker.
Oh that's it, oh that hurts my parts!
- Oh, yeah?
- Yeah. The lady's right. This mythological beast was engineered by the French. Fuck, I was so blind to not see it before. It was designed by the French in the early '50s to fuck and eventually kill American people. He would've come and fucking killed all of us. You know what? Like, if a mosquito is buzzing around your ear, do you let it go? Like, "Keep on bothering me and, like, sting me and let me get West Nile Virus?" No, you fucking smack it, like we did. Only we did it with guns.
- I don't know, guys. I mean...
- What?
- Well, I mean... Fuck him, right?
- Yeah. That prick deserved to die, right? Big, hairy, carnivore son-of-a-bitch. You see the way he came at us, all up in our face and all... Fucking fuck you, you fuck.
- Yeah!
Don't worry, boo. I'm-a put hands on him. I'm talking hot grits, extension cords, Timberland boots. I'm-a f*ck up that bitch's Instagram account, I'm-a put two Q-tips in his pee-pee hole and I'm-a walk 'em around. I'm-a just wipe...I'm-a just swipe in that thing and I'm-a yank 'em out! And then I'm-a stick my fingers up in his ass and tell him I'm checking his prostate, but really I'm-a yank his balls out the back of that motherfucker. And then I'm-a put my fist so far up his ass, I'm-a pull his heart out
through that motherfucker and I'm-a "nabi da Shakti de" that shit. Just..."boom boom...boom boom...b-boom...boom boom..." And then I'm-a stick my fingers back up in his ass and then I'm-a twirl 'em around and see if that make him giggle a little bit. You know, 'cause I like to make a motherfucker laugh when I hurt him, you know what I'm saying?
Bam, bam, bam! Wham! When’s it ever gonna stop?! Survey says: Not very soon!
So you're asking me to go off this theory you got about a white married male, who happens to be a father, living in the suburbs of critica county, who also happens to be your AA sponsor, which I might add, has been secretly running around, cramming objects, animals, and children up his asshole. Then he somehow digest them and he does this in sprees almost in a serial killer fashion. Is that about it?