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Arrival of the Plague (Intro)
by
Architect Of Dissonance
on
Purifying Bloodshed
()
samples
Tucker and Dale vs. Evil
(Eli Craig,
):
-Uhh... It's a good idea Dale. Oh hidy-ho officer, we've had a doozy of a day. There we were minding our own business, just doing chores around the house, when kids started killing themselves all over my property.
-Oh that's what happened Tucker, you would have to be a moron to believe that it doesn't matter what happened, what matters it what looks like what happened and what looks what happened is pretty nasty !
-So how the hell do we do that ?
-We gotta clean this mess up