Slaughterhouse
by
Mortician
on
Hacked up for Barbeque- Zombie Apocalypse
(1998) samples
Slaughterhouse
(Rick Roessler,
):
"My God, boy, what have you done? Why... why? You mean they were messin' with your pigs? Jesus Christ, boy, you can't just slaughter people 'cause they were messin' with your hogs! Now we're in a heap of trouble. Ah, shit... I buy you a new drum-bunker cleaver for your birthday, and this is how you repay me? Sometimes you really piss me off. At least you made good, clean cuts."
Tampon Lollipops
by
Skinless
on
Progression Towards Evil
(1998) samples
"impossible to find Penthouse Forum audio disk"
(Antonio Adamo,
):
She didn't have legs! I guess Jerry had remembered that my ultimate fantasy was to fuck a girl with no legs! Jerry started feeling up her big tits, and slowly rotated Audrey around on my love muscle until she was literally spinin' on my dick like a record on a turntable. Unable to contain myself any longer, I unloaded a huge load of spunk into her.
Revenge (My Part Time Lover) (2024 Mix)
by
Killwhitneydead
on
Never Good Enough For You (Anniversary Edition - 2024 Mix)
(2024) samples
The Breakfast Club
(John Hughes,
):
Don't mess with the bull. You'll get the horns.
Nailed Through Her Cunt
by
Aborted
on
Engineering the dead ( Re-release )
(2001) samples
Hellbound: Hellraiser II
(Peter Atkins,
):
Your suffering will be legendary, even in Hell!
Butcher the Weak
by
Devourment
on
Butcher the Weak
(2005) samples
FBI profiler Robert Ressler's 1992 interview with Gacy
(Robert Ressler,
):
- I worked as the night-man only, I didn't have nothing to do with the bodies. All this talk that I slept with the dead ones or had sex with dead bodies, there is no truth to any of that.
-You did live in the mortuary.
-I lived in a mortuary, yes, but not in the embalming room. I mean, they make it sound like, y'know, I slept in the crypts with them. And I never climbed into a coffin or anything like that. That is so damn ridiculous. And besides, the dead won't bother you. It's the living you gotta worry about.
Crispy Kids
by
Skinless
on
Progression Towards Evil
(1998) samples
Demonic Toys
(Peter Manoogian,
):
How do you want your death served up to you? You want that chunky style or extra crispy?
God the Animal
by
In Gloom
on
God The Animal
(2021) samples
People Open Up About How They Started Believing In God After Finding A Big Bag Of Laundry In A Barn
(ClickHole,
):
Finding the pile of laundry in my wet dangerous barn made me think about what it would be like if God the animal bit me with his razor-sharp fangs. God has huge poisonous fangs and he loves to bite people who follow the rules. If you follow the rules, God's going to kill you with his long teeth ; and I love knowing that.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=k9Eck2Mv3UA&t=112s
Unfathomable Defecation
by
Monumental Discharge
on
Unfathomable Defecation
(2020) samples
Jurassic Park
(Steven Spielberg,
):
That is one big pile of shit
Execution of reason
by
Skinless
on
Trample the Weak, Hurdle the Dead
(2006) samples
Mystery Science Theater 3000 S10E8 - "The Touch of Satan"
(Michael J. Nelson,
):
You guys scare me, hahaha, signed, Satan.
Serial Messiah
by
Cryptopsy
on
Blasphemy Made Flesh
(1995) samples
Braindead
(Peter Jackson,
):
Ah, get off me you bastard
I Kick ass for the lord!
Blunt Cough
by
Snuffed on Sight
on
Snuffed On Sight
(2021) samples
Breaking Bad, "Peekaboo"
(Vince Gilligan,
):
Hey, man, I'm slingin' mad volume and fat stackin' benjis, you know what I'm sayin'? I can't be all about, like, spelling and shit.
Rectal Fume Asphyxiation
by
Putrid Defecation
on
True Toilet Slam
(2022) samples
The Naked Gun 2½: The Smell of Fear
(David Zucker,
):
- What's that smell?
- Oh, that would be me. I've been swimming in raw sewage. I love it.
- I love it!
Weird, But Not Illegal
by
Party Cannon
on
Weird, But Not Illegal
(2024) samples
Ash vs Evil Dead, S02E01 "Home"
(Craig DiGregorio,
):
Ladies, I'm gonna be honest with ya, I'm not drunk enough to know if this is good-weird or bad-weird. But I'll get there though.
Asexual Virgin Killer
by
Artery Eruption
on
Gouging Out Eyes of Mutilated Infants
(2009) samples
Anchorman: The Legend of Ron Burgundy
(Adam McKay,
):
I read somewhere that their periods attract bears. The bears can smell the menstruation
Scat in a Box
by
Kastrated
on
Surge of Festering Spasticity
(2016) samples
The Might Boosh, S02E03 "Nanageddon"
(Paul King,
):
-Went to a graveyard today.
-Yeah ?
-Yeah. Got naked. Did a shit on a tombstone.