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Bpm4
by
In Absentia
on
Absence
(1993) samples
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Terry Jones,
):
We are the knights who say.... NI!
Clubprehension
by
In Absentia
on
Absence
(1993) samples
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Terry Jones,
):
"We are now no longer the knights who say NI..."
"We are now the knights who say: Ekie-ekie-ekie-ekie-zzclang-zoom-boing!"
Passing the Future
by
In Absentia
on
Absence
(1993) samples
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Terry Jones,
):
"We are the keepers of the sacred word: NI!"
"NI! NI! (ahh) NI! (auw) NI! (ohh)"
"We'll say 'NI' to you again if you do not appease us!"
Bi-Polar
by
Assemblage 23
on
Contempt
(2000) samples
Monty Python and the Holy Grail
(Terry Jones,
):
I feel happy! [sound of man being struck]
The great rubbing of parts
by
Mandragora
on
Earthdance
(1992) samples
Life of Brian
(Terry Jones,
):
...And the bezan shall be huge and black, and the eyes thereof red with the blood of living creatures, and the whore of Babylon shall ride forth on a three-headed serpent, and throughout the lands, there'll be a great rubbing of parts. Yeeah... For the demon shall bear a nine-bladed sword. Nine- bladed! Not two or five or seven, but nine, which he will wield on all wretched sinners, sinners just like you, sir, there, and the horns shall be on the head, with which he will... ...Obadiah, his servants. There shall, in that time, be rumours of things going astray, erm, and there shall be a great confusion as to where things really are, and nobody will really know where lieth those little things ...
Majestic (Millwall mix)
by
The Orb
on
Trance Europe Express
(1993) samples
Life of Brian
(Terry Jones,
):
Larks' tongues. Wrens' livers. Chaffinch brains. Jaguars' earlobes. Wolf nipple chips. Get them while they're hot, they're lovely!
Yeah. I think Judith...
Furthermore, it is the birthright of every man--
Or woman.
Why don't you shut up about women, Stan. You're putting us off.
Women have a perfect right to play a part in our movement, Reg.
Why are you always on about women, Stan?
I want to be one.
What?
I want to be a woman. From now on, I want you all to call me
Loretta'.
What?!
It's my right as a man.
Well, why do you want to be Loretta, Stan?
I want to have babies.
You want to have babies?!
It's every man's right to have babies if he wants them.
But... you can't have babies.
Don't you oppress me.
I'm not oppressing you, Stan. You haven't got a womb! Where's the foetus going to gestate?! You're going to keep it in a box?!
Intentional Internal Ingestion
by
Bound and Gagged
on
Fornicate the Gutted
(2009) samples
Life of Brian
(Terry Jones,
):
Brian: I'm not the Messiah, would you please listen, I am not the Messiah, do you understand? Honestly!
Woman in crowd II: Only the true Messiah denies his divinity.
Brian: What? Well, what sort of chance does that give me? All right! I am the Messiah!
Crowd: He is! He is the Messiah!
Brian: Now, fuck off!
Crowd: [Silence]
Man in crowd III: How shall we fuck off, oh Lord?
I Feel Love - 2024 Rebuild
by
Messiah
on
I Feel Love
(2025) samples
Life of Brian
(Terry Jones,
):
(The) Messiah!
20,000 Hardcore Members - Dj Terrace Remix
by
Messiah
on
Legacy: Total Recall Volume 2
(2025) samples
Life of Brian
(Terry Jones,
):
Hail Messiah!
Temple Of Dreams - Manix Remix
by
Messiah
on
Temple of Dreams (Remixes)
(2025) samples
Life of Brian
(Terry Jones,
):
(The) Messiah!
Messiah!
Can You Dig It?
by
Sore Throat
on
Never Mind The Napalm
(1989) samples
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
(Terry Jones,
):
Maître d': "And finally, monsieur, a wafer-thin mint."
Mr. Creosote: "No."
Maître d': "Oh sir! It's only a tiny little thin one."
Mr. Creosote: "No. Fuck off, I'm full."
Disgrace To The Corpse Of Sid (90 Blasts Of Noise)
by
Sore Throat
on
Disgrace To The Corpse Of Sid & Unhindered By Talent
(2010) samples
Monty Python's The Meaning of Life
(Terry Jones,
):
Grim Reaper: "I am not of this world."
Geoffrey: "Good Lord!"
Grim Reaper: "I am Death!"