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Religion
by
Front 242
on
06:21:03:11 Up Evil
(1993) samples
Deep Throat
(Gerard Damiano,
):
You don't have one!
What? I'm a woman - I'm not supposed to have one.
No, I don't mean one of those - I mean, you don't have a clitoris! There's no clitoris here!
Are you sure?
Of course I'm sure. Here, take a look.
Well I'll be damned!
It's no wonder you hear no bells, you have no tinkler!
[crying] Thats not funny.
Oh, now, now Miss Lovelace, please, try to, try to compose yourself, and tell me - when you get laid, well that is, when you have sexual intercourse, um, what excites you the most?
[crying] Giving head.
Thats weird. Where do you feel it?
[sobbing]
Where?
You'll laugh.
No, no Miss Lovelace. I won't laugh.
I get excited ..... here.
[roaring laughter] Oh, Miss Lovelace. Let me have a look at you. Open your mouth wide. Open wider. Wider. Ahh. Ahh. Ahh. Oh, well there it is! You little bugger! There it is!
What?
Your clitoris - its down inside of your throat!
[crying]
Now now Miss Lovelace - this having your clitoris down in the bottom of your throat is better than having no clitoris at all!
Thats easy for you to say. Suppose your poke were in your ear.
Then I could hear myself coming! Uh, listen, we have the problem solved. All we need to do now is find a solution.
Like what?
Like .... like deep throat.
Deep what?
Throat. Have you ever taken a penis all the way down to the bottom of your throat?
No. I tried but I choked.'
How did you get in here?
Well listen honey - you called me, I didn't call you.
Oh, some days nothing seems to go right.'
Oh Dr. Young, marry me - I want to be your slave!
Linda, I can't marry you.
What do you mean you can't marry me?
Well, my nurse won't let me. Oh no. Uh-uh. You're not getting off that easy. You've shown me the way. Now you want to throw me out on the street? Go from one man to another? What are you, crazy? It's all your fault! Don't you understand? I need it. I need love.
Now listen, I'm not throwing you out. Uh, you'll find your love inside your head. In the meantime, you can come to work with me here in the office... make some house calls...
I don't understand.